This week, reality stars are putting their feet down. Say the Gosselin children on the cover of OK!, "STOP WRECKING OUR LIVES!" Says Khloe Kardashian on the cover of Life & Style, "DON'T CALL ME FAT!" But, really, all this is minor compared to the week's earth-shattering event: Someone took new pictures of Knox and Vivienne. Find out in the 'zines where the Jolie-Pitt twins were spotted!
Star theorizes that things are still tense between Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff because one of the mag's spies allegedly saw him putting liquid soap in her cup of tea at a Lipton event in Los Angeles. Her handlers prevented her from drinking it and, I hope, explained to Maksim that if he's trying to get Karina to clean up her act, he's thinking too literally.
An OK! headline promises the details of Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson's "WILD PARTIES" in Vancouver, but the article reveals these consist of steakhouse dinners, riding in a chauffeured Prius, "gentle kissing," "acting totally silly" and, in Rob's case, a trip to a local dive called Loose Moose, where a fan tells OK! that seeing him was "like finding Elvis alive." Something tells me that Elvis could have gotten in a little more trouble than these kids.
In the wake of her split with Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is prepping for a trek up Mount Kilimanjaro, says Star. She'll scale the Tanzanian peak in January and has been practicing on the climbing wall at L.A.'s Rockreation Sport Climbing Center. She's also sleeping in a $3,000 altitude-bed system that preps her body for high elevation. Sounds like she's determined to rise above.
Life & Style reports 45-year-old movie producer Sonja Morgan is joining "The Real Housewives of New York City." The frosty-looking blond, once married to the great-grandson of financier J.P. Morgan, also was recently sued for breach of contract for a movie in which John Travolta had been tapped to star, and has a $7 million judgment against her. "I am appealing," she tells the mag. (She means that in the legal sense.)
Kiss just released their 19th studio album, and Us Weekly asked Gene Simmons what his kids think of his music career. "That their dad's cool!" he answers. "He spits fire and throws up blood." I was about to make fun of this response but, frankly, in the world of celebrity dads, at least this one has a job.
On page 56 of Us Weekly, Heidi Montag welcomes you to the special section "What's in My Closet." I learned that Spencer Pratt's wife has "so many Hermès belts and bangles because H is for Heidi. The store is made for me." Plus, Carrie Ann Inaba loves hats because she feels "cool and mysterious in them," and Juliette Lewis doesn't like leaving home without feathers incorporated into her outfit. And you thought the answer to "What's in My Closet" was going to be "skeletons."
